L.A.R.P. Detection System - DoD

L.A.R.P. DETECTION SYSTEM

UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE*

*Not actually the DoD. This is satire.

CLASSIFIED - EYES ONLY

TACTICAL LARP RADAR

RANGE: 100m

IDLE

COMMAND & CONTROL

SYSTEM STATUS

STANDBY

POWER

ONLINE

NETWORK

SECURE

SENSORS

ACTIVE

LARP THREAT LEVEL

DEFCON 1

- MAXIMUM LARP CRISIS

DEFCON 2

- SEVERE LARP ACTIVITY

DEFCON 3

- ELEVATED LARP PRESENCE

DEFCON 4

- MODERATE LARP DETECTION

DEFCON 5

- MINIMAL LARP THREAT

CURRENT STATUS: DEFCON 5

RECENT DETECTIONS

ALERT STATUS

SYSTEM ON STANDBY

CIVILIAN LARP ACTIVITY: NONE